I am impatient. I blow dry the nail polish on my hands because I know I can't sit still for 10 seconds. I x8 fast forward the MGM lion before movies. I don't write about the little things in my journal when I have big news. I eat whole bars of chocolate in one go. I wikipedia uninteresting movies to know how they end, and I never sit through the credits. Dessert is the first thing I decide on when I look at a menu in a restaurant, and spend the whole meal pining for that last half an hour. The way I drive lets people know that I hate Are-We-There-Yets. I pick at my scabs before the wounds heal. I have never managed to listen to an entire Dream Theater song in my life.
What I'm trying to say is that if you want me, come get me, and come quickly. Because I won't wait. I don't know how.
