THEY put the Computer Science practical board exam the day before my birthday. How inconsiderate.
If the calendar was a giant cafeteria, my birthday would be on the cool table. And the board exam...well, it would most certainly would not. See, but THEY don't get this. They're putting a nerd on the cool table. You can't just do that, y'know.
So now I can't have a party.
I mean, I could have one all the way in April, after the board exams, but then it won't feel like a birthday party anymore. Not my birthday party, anyway. I mean, my birthday's always been in February. Obviously. But in February, it's cold and a little rainy and most people would wear black. But if I have it after the boards, it'd be all sunny and people'd wear bright colours. Like yellow. Or even, God forbid, orange. But I can't have that, see. Because my birthday is not an April-May birthday. It's a February birthday.
